John Farmer’s New York Times crossword
Good gravy, I could not type properly to save my life tonight. And then there were a couple clues where I just went full bore wrong (but with feasible answers). 12d: [Marmalade fruit], well, obviously that’s an ORANGE. Except when it’s QUINCE. And I paid no mind to the TV network in the clue for 17a and filled in JIMMY FALLON before seeing how the theme worked.* And 66a: [Pouilly-__ (wine)], I don’t always remember how to spell that. FOUSSE? No, FUISSE. Hmph! Three misfires is kind of a lot for a Tuesday puzzle.
So. The theme. It’s, uh, four names from pop culture and each person has the same double letter in their first and last name. Is there more to it than that? Do the letters have additional significance?
- 17a. JIMMY KIMMEL. One from TV.
- 29a. EDDIE VEDDER. One from music. I used to say my son had Eddie Vedder hair but you know what? My kid’s hair is awesomer and curlier.
- 44a. ANNIE LENNOX. Music name #2. Glad to see her in the puzzle about a month after her musical partner Dave Stewart was in Tyler Hinman and Jeremy Horwitz’s baseball pitcher/musician “same name” puzzle because she’s far awesomer than Dave Stewart. A legend.
- 57a. I very nearly put BELLY BUTTON in for this one. BETTY HUTTON? The name is only faintly familiar to me. I don’t think she’s at a Tuesday-crossword level of household naminess. Now, constructor John Farmer is a huge movie buff (check out his movie crossword site), so I’m sure she’s eminently familiar to him.
Fellow crossword blogger Michael Sharp emailed me, asking if there’s more to the theme than just the double letters. Fellow crossword blogger Angela Halsted reported that fellow crossword blogger Doug Peterson also wondered if he was missing something. If you were wondering the same thing, you’re in good company.
Lively fill includes NAME-DROP, KEISTER, NINJAS, the SUPERB ODDBALL, and RIPOSTES.
Dan Schoenholz’s Los Angeles Times crossword – Neville’s review
- 20a. [Built like George on "Seinfeld"] – SHORT AND STOCKY. This seems more like a potshot at Jason Alexander to me. Is this as in the language as either “short and sweet” or “short and stout?” Doesn’t matter – neither fits the theme.
- 33a. [Three-term New York governor] – GEORGE PATAKI. I thought his name was pronounced like it ended with “tacky.”
- 43a. [Sport played on [SKATE]s] – ROLLER HOCKEY. And once again, TONSIL HOCKEY does not appear in the LAT.
- 59a. [Coors Field player] – COLORADO ROCKIE. Baseball!
We don’t see rhyming themes very much anymore. I once heard that in order to get a rhyme puzzle published, you’ve got to have interesting theme entries, a complex rhyme (2 syllables, strange sounds), and you need to nearly exhaust potential theme material. Though there’s still room for CHICKEN TERIYAKI, I think Dan’s tackled all of these stipulations nicely.
Unfortunately, there’s not much to say for the fill here. PRUSSIA and LEBANON are nicely placed opposite each other. There’s cute stuff like YORKIE and SUCH AS (which always makes me think of Miss Teen South Carolina), but I don’t see anything that sparkly here – just another puzzle. Lowlights for a Tuesday: DICTA, A ROW, WYE and -URE. Nothing terribly ugly in this puzzle, but I just couldn’t get into this one. Three and a quarter stars from me.
Matt Jones’s Jonesin’ crossword, “Numb & Number”
This week we’ve got an oddball pop-culture trivia theme featuring fake numbers that have been on TV or in song:
- 17a. ["I mean, isn't she worth, like, a ___ dollars?" (line from the pilot of "Will & Grace")] clues GAZILLION. Love the number, but don’t know this reference.
- 21a. [French Stewart's response when asked to "write a number" in an SNL "Celebrity Jeopardy!" skit] is THREEVE. I just saw that skit about a week ago! Here it is on Hulu.
- 36a. [With 38-across, number of geese it took to supply feathers for "Grandma's Feather Bed"] clues FORTY-LEVEN. No idea what this is all about. Googling…John Denver on The Muppet Show. Video!
- 56a. [Number of trombones in an Urbie Green title] is UMPTEEN. I have no idea who Urbie Green is. Googling…sort of a Pied Piper of trombones in the ’70s, apparently. You can get the Umpteen Trombones CD used for the low, low price of $150.
- 61a. ["Imaginary" number in a game show skit on the BBC's "That Mitchell and Webb Look"] clues SHINTY-SIX. Never heard of this BBC show, either.
If the pop-culture references were more accessible, this would be a cooler theme. The way it plays out (if you don’t know the references either) is basically “work the crossings until you have something vaguely number-like and go with it.”
Highlights: DOZED OFF, Russian combo ANDROPOV and NIJINSKY (though apparently Nijinsky was of Polish descent), ROCKETRY (cool since I watched the space shuttle Endeavour launching this morning on TV), casual “I’M THERE,” HOSTESS snack “cakes” (just had a faux Twinkie from a local bakery—made from actual baking ingredients and not chemicals, with more of an almondy flavor than a lemony one, v. interesting), and a Springer SPANIEL (the dog I grew up with).
I would think that REPOUR (47d. [Fix a bartending mistake]) was a lousy, contrived answer, but I’ve had enough times where a bar drink is off and the bartender pours a new one that I suspect the word does work. I Googled to see if the word had decent Google support and what I saw was very, very sad:
Did you mean: rapport
6 answers - Dec 30, 2008
It sounds phonetically like “re-pour” – how do you spell “He has … You probably mean rapport– as in he has an excellent connection and means …
answers.yahoo.com › … › Words & Wordplay - Cached - SimilarHow to spell repore? - Sep 14, 2006
What is the correct spelling of repor? As in, someone has good … - Aug 29, 2006
Raymond Hamel’s CrosSynergy/Washington Post Crossword, “Song Titles” – Sam Donaldson’s review
Today’s puzzle features three songs with titles in their titles:
- 20-Across: MR. BOJANGLES is the [1971 Nitty Gritty Dirt Band hit]. When I accessed this video on YouTube, the first “suggested” video on the right edge of the screen was “The Deadly Brown Recluse Spider of Death.” I guess we know now how the dog in the song up and died (he up and died).
- 39-Across: The [2003 Kelly Clarkson hit] is MISS INDEPENDENT. Ms. Clarkson is an idol to many Americans.
- 58-Across: The [1968 Simon & Garfunkel hit] is MRS. ROBINSON. Coo coo ca choo, I think that woman’s trying to seduce me.
Some might scoff at only three theme entries and 37 theme squares, but there aren’t many other possible theme entries. Wouldn’t most solvers balk at Aqua’s “Doctor Jones” or Neil Diamond’s “Reverend Blue Jeans?” (Yes, that’s a joke.) So it’s not like there’s a plethora of viable theme entries that got left on the cutting room floor.
There’s some knotty fill here, especially for a puzzle with such a straightforward theme. I’m guessing these clues and entries will give folks the most trouble:
- The [Jury type] is PETIT. A petit jury is what most of us think of as a regular jury–it’s the group of 12 peers that renders verdicts in civil and criminal cases. They’re smaller than grand juries, those used to issue indictments in criminal trials.
- The [Censor's target] is an OATH. You know, because you swear an oath, and censors don’t like swearing. (Yes, that too is a joke.)
- To [Arrive] is to GET IN. Well, in this puzzle anyway. To my ear, [Secure admission] would be a more accurate clue. But according to the Cruciverb database, [Arrive] has been used as the clue for GET IN on seven prior occasions. So obviously I’m wrong.
- The [Brown ermines] aren’t, as I thought, STOLES. Instead, they’re STOATS. As you can see from the one on the right, they’re very cuddly.
- A KETCH is a [Yawl lookalike]. Yawl wanna go outside and play ketch? I suppose this would be a good clue if, um, I knew what the heck a “yawl” was. I asked my friend, Wikipedia, who explained it thusly: “A yawl (from Dutch Jol) is a two-masted sailing craft similar to a sloop or cutter but with an additional mast (mizzenmast or mizzen mast) located well aft of the main mast, often right on the transom, specifically aft of the rudderpost. A vessel with the mizzenmast located forward of the rudderpost is called a ketch.” Oh, yes, just like a sloop but with a mizzenmast right of the transom and aft of the rudderpost. Of course. How silly of me.
- [Medicinal fluids] are SERA (not SERI, as I tried). Que sera sera.
- The legal expression is IPSE Dixit. As indicated in the clue, it means “assertion without proof.” It should not be confused with IPSE Doodle, which means “oh, did you just slip and fall?”
My two favorite entries were YO HO HO and INTIMACY. Because of my affinity for spontaneously uttering the former, I have issues with the latter. I also liked the related PLUS SIGN and TRIMESTER (a plus sign on the home pregnancy test means you’ll soon be tracking trimesters).